Shortcuts To Texting When You Are Over 50.

Those young whipper snappers have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, WTF, LOL etc. 

So here are some codes for the more matured.....

ATD - At the Doctor's 
BFF - Best Friends Funeral 
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair 
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was 
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low 
GHA - Got Heartburn Again 
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement 
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On? 
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? 

And finally....

GGLKI -Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin In!

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